Lily Allen – 22 – Duncan’s REMIX Drum Cover

• Not very good but I just wanted something up on YouTube
• EQd the lows too m uch
• Next recording will use my NT1A so more snare will be picked up
• Kinda sloppy gotta work on my timing
• Enjoy none the less

New PS3 game: Uncharted 2 – Among Thieves = Awesome!

Amazing new game coming out!

Have just downloaded the Uncharted 2: Among Thieves multiplayer demo on my new PS3 and I have to say for a guy who usually plays sport games, this is actualy quite fun. In the multiplayer mode, you not only shoot people but also have objectives to complete. After about 15 minutes, I picked up all the controls fine so the learning curve is definitely not too steep.

The graphics are amazing and I love the ability to climb and scall walls and do these amazing jumps. In close counter battles, the attack animations are also amazingly action-packed! The multiplayer demo also gives you a LOT of options for types of games you want to play (objective-based/co-op/etc) and you are able to play against your friends which is a great thing to see in a game demo!

I’ve shot a video and uploaded to YouTube of the Co-Op vs. The World game-play. I’m not very good and I shoot my teammate a bit and also blow myself up accidentally but definitely is quite fun! If you have a PS3, make sure you download the multiplayer demo and see how it is!!!

This is a boyfriend’s DREAM-LAND!

This is for the guys. Have you ever went shopping somewhere and then you come across…paradise! But not the ones with an oasis surrounded by green foilage and pretty colors! I’m talking about when guys find a place that is the ULTIMATE girlfriend shopping bonanza jackpot!

The other day while I was at Ikea to buy a handle for my bookshelf (which resulted in me buying a laundry basket as well), I came across this wonderful piece of scenery:

And then suddenly, I had a massive urge to buy a present for Pants.

While I was browsing the cages and shelves of plush toys and furry animals, one creature stood out:

Immediately I knew this is what I HAD to buy for Nancie. On the way home on the tram, it was cold and jumped into my backpack while I was waiting for the tram!

When I got home, she wanted a photo with me so I gave her the chance to take one:

Even to this day, I don’t know where she is anymore. Probably stuffed in Nancie’s wardrobe under a whole pile of clothes!! R.I.P doggy-bear.

Duncan’s 1st Law – Theory of Equality

Okay so while eating my normal KFC meal @ Melbourne Central with Pants, I came across a VERY interesting thing.

I do not know if this has been said before, so I’m going to claim it for now!

Duncan’s First Law – Theory of Equality

1. If something is more than nothing…
2. Then nothing is less than something…
3. But if nothing is less than something…
4. Then nothing can be more than something…
5. So everything is the same!

Trippy yeah?!

Okay so this is useful in the following circumstances:

Richard Lambshank: Hey I usually eat a Big Mac. But I want a Quarter Pounder. How much is it Don Kabana?

Don Kabana: Well firstly, let’s establish that the Big Mac is something.  According to Duncan’s First Law of Equality, then if something is more than nothing, so nothing is lesser than something. But since something is more than nothing, then nothing is also not higher than something. So something is always constant. So everything’s the same.

Richard Lambshank: So basically all Maccas’ burgers are the same price?

Don Kabana: Yes

This way, if you need to make the tough decision to choose what to eat or what to buy, you can judge things on the basis of their quality…and not their price

Barack Obama labels Kanye West a “Jackass”

And is if it seems I’m not obsessed enough about this issue…

But for the President of the US of A to call a celebrity a ‘jackass’ is pretty funny…

Barack Obama

US President Barack Obama has described Kanye West as a “jackass” after the rapper’s outburst at Taylor Swift during the MTV Video Music Awards.

The US president made the uncharacteristically blunt remark during an interview with CNBC, during an off-the-record segment of a pre-recorded interview. It was picked up and tweeted by a journalist from a rival network. The message has since been deleted, but not before it was re-tweeted across the web. ABC has since issued an apology to the White House for quoting words that were never intended to be made public. – The Daily Telegraph

I am actually quite surprised though. As President, I would assume you would not like to make a bad example for the younger generation with name calling – but since we now know that Barack Obama is Fearless to ruin Kanye’s Love Story ending for his promotion and I hope Kanye is able to get off his White Horse. Okay that was silly…

(500) days of summer: dunny’s version

firstly, GREAT movie!

kinda sad – if you don’t like breakups, then this might make u cry

that girl is a bitch. she’s interesting at the start, but just gets worse as the movie progresses

nice twist as well at the end! i give it 8/10

(500) days of summer: pants’ version

so this is a bit delayed since we watched this last thursday… but anyway!!

(500) days of summer is basically about this guy (tom) who goes out with this girl (summer). tom falls in love and thinks summer is “the one” but unfortinately for him summer doesn’t.

now duncan would rage about how summer is a bitch blah blah… but she can’t help it if she doesn’t love tom. and it’s not like she didn’t tell him upfront that all she wanted was some fun and nothing serious… yes unrequited love is a bitch, but it’s not really anyone’s fault!!

anyway more importantly, everyone in the movie has the WORST fashion sense ever!! they all dress like they are living in the 80’s or something, but you know they aren’t because there’s a scene where they are playing wii. someone sack the wardrobe person!!

but it was overall an enjoyable movie

Pretty girls = Bitchy girls?!

LOL this is so funny!! Just confirms that pretty girls are often bitchy girls!!

Megan Fox recently said that working with Michael Bay (director of the Transformers movies) was like “working with Hitler”, so his crew members rushed to his defence and posted this letter on his website yesterday

This is an open letter to all Michael Bay fans. We are three crew members that have worked with Michael for the past ten years. Last week we read the terrible article with inflammatory, truly trashing quotes by the Ms. Fox about Michael Bay. This letter is to set a few things straight.

Yes, Megan has great eyes, a tight stomach we spray with glycerin, and an awful silly Marilyn Monroe tattoo plastered on her arm that we cover up to keep the moms happy.

Michael found this shy, inexperienced girl, plucked her out of total obscurity thus giving her the biggest shot of any young actresses’ life. He told everyone around to just trust him on his choice. He granted her the starring role in Transformers, a franchise that forever changed her life; she became one of the most googled and oogled women on earth. She was famous! She was the next Angelina Jolie, hooray! Wait a minute, two of us worked with Angelina — second thought — she’s no Angelina. You see, Angelia is a professional.

We know this quite intimately because we’ve had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies. We’ve spent a total of 12 months on set making these two movies.

We are in different departments; we can’t give our names because sadly doing so in Hollywood could lead to being banished from future Paramount work. One of us touches Megan’s panties, the other has the often shitty job of pulling Ms. Sourpants out of her trailer, while another is near the Panaflex camera that helps to memorialize the valley girl on film.

Megan has the press fooled. When we read those magazines we wish we worked with that woman. Megan knows how to work her smile for the press. Those writers should try being on set for two movies, sadly she never smiles. The cast, crew and director make Transformers a really fun and energetic set. We’ve traveled around the world together, so we have never understood why Megan was always such the grump of the set?

When facing the press, Megan is the queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star. And yes we’ve had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it’s very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a good career option. But make-up beware, she has a paragraph tattooed to her backside (probably due her rotten childhood) — easily another 45 minutes in the chair!

So when the three of us caught wind of Ms Fox, pontificating yet again in some publication (like she actually has something interesting to say) blabbing her trash mouth about a director whom we three have grown to really like. She compared working with Michael, to “working with Hitler”. We actually don’t think she knows who Hitler is by the way. But we wondered how she doesn’t realize what a disgusting, fully uneducated comment this was? Well, here let’s get some facts straight.

Say what you want about Michael — yes at times he can be hard, but he’s also fun, and he challenges everyone for a reason — he simply wants people to bring their ‘A’ game. He comes very prepared, knows exactly what he wants, involves the crew and expects everyone to follow through with his or her best, and that includes the actors. He’s one of the hardest working directors out there.

He gets the best from his crews, many of whom have worked with him for 15 years. And yes, he’s loyal, one of the few directors we’ve encountered who lowered his fee by millions to keep Transformers in the United States and California, so he could work with his own crew.

Megan says that Transformers was an unsafe set? Come on Megan, we know it is a bit more strenuous then the playground at the trailer park, but you don’t insult one of the very best stunt and physical effects teams in the business! Not one person got hurt!

And who is the real Megan Fox? She is very different than the academy nominee and winning actors we’ve all worked around. She’s as about ungracious a person as you can ever fathom. She shows little interest in the crew members around her. We work to make her look good in every way, but she’s absolutely never appreciative of anyone’s hard work. Never a thank you. All the crewmembers have stopped saying hi to Ms. Princess because she never says hello back. It gets tiring. Many think she just really hates the process of being an actress.

Megan has been late to the sets many times. She goes through the motions that make her exude this sense of misery. We’ve heard the A.D’s piped over the radio that Megan won’t walk from her trailer until John Turturro walks first! John’s done seventy-five movies and she’s made two!

Never expect Megan to attend any of the 15 or so crew parties like all the other actors have. And then there’s the classless night she blew off The Royal Prince of Jordan who made a special dinner for all the actors. She doesn’t know that one of the grips’ daughters wanted to visit their daddy’s work to meet Megan, but he wouldn’t let them come because he told them “she is not nice.”

The press certainly doesn’t know her most famous line. On our first day in Egypt, the Egyptian government wouldn’t let us shoot because of a permit problem as the actors got ready in make up at the Four Seasons Hotel. Michael tried to make the best of it; he wanted to take the cast and crew on a private tour of the famous Giza pyramids. God hold us witness, Megan said, “I can’t believe Michael is fucking forcing us to go to the fucking pyramids!” I guess this is the “Hitler guy” she is referring to.

So this is the Megan Fox you don’t get to see. Maybe she will learn, but we figure if she can sling insults, then she can take them too. Megan really is a thankless, classless, graceless, and shall we say unfriendly bitch. It’s sad how fame can twist people, and even sadder that young girls look up to her. If only they knew who they’re really looking up to.

But ‘fame’ is fleeting. We, being behind the scenes, seen em’ come and go. Hopefully Michael will have Megatron squish her character in the first ten minutes of Transformers 3. We can tell you that will make the crew happy!

— Loyal Transformers Crew

Kanye WEST…going SOUTH!

Okay so I already thought Kanye West was really inconsiderate yesterday, expressing his personal remark in front of everyone. Seeming to be oblivious to any feelings that could have been hurt (namely Taylor Swifts’), I agree very much with PyroBooby from YouTube that this is merely a publicity stunt in preparation for his upcoming tour. If you haven’t seen the video, here it is:

And now he comes out on the Jay Leno show to apologise. Firstly, I’d like to say that this fits in perfectly. Get up on stage. Get broadcasted on TV. Get discussed about on the internet. Promote your name. Attract publicity. Do very well on your tour. Reclaim some fame after being quiet for a while. THEN you apologise. And pretend to cry. And then it’s all good?!?!

Personally, I don’t even think his apology was sincere, not to mention, truthful. He seemed to talk more about becoming a ‘better person’ and less about Taylor Swift. If anything, the apology should revolve around Twift because this is not the place just to talk about yourself and what you wanna become for the rest of your life.

Also, I cringed where he waved his hand around, pretending to be speechless and sorry. Didn’t seem so speechless the night before. But I guess he thinks that once he apologises, people may even like him more because he’s turning good? Hrmm…well I guess everyone will have their own opinions. I am not going to give him the benefit of the doubt. Which is good, because I don’t have to re-purchase al his music again!

Kanye West disses Taylor Swift…I delete all my 6 albums of Kanye West

Cannot believe this has happened!!! I’m so enraged about what he did to Twift!!!

Kanye West has officially lost it! While at the 2009 MTV VMA’s Kanye rudely interrupted Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech for ‘Best Female Video’ by grabbing the mic from her and acknowledging Beyonce instead.

Beyonce was up against Taylor and lost, which clearly angered Kanye.

Kanye grabbed the mic from Taylor and said, “Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you , I’m going to let you finish but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time…one of the best of all time!”

The audience then booed him until MTV cut to a clip. Unbelievable! You would think a 32-year-old man would know better than to insult a 19 year-old girl, but Kanye clearly doesn’t.

According to MTV.com, once cameras cut away from the action, West flipped off the crowd and returned to his seat.

Everyone has their own opinion, don’t know why he thought that his was so important he could interrupt Twift’s speech after winning the VMA!! GRRRRRR

Oh yeah, I just deleted all my 6 albums of Kanye West off iTunes and my computer…I think I will hate him forever now!!

The Chinese made MSN Messenger!

It has just come to my attention that the Chinese made MSN messenger and that’s why all the emoticon faces are yellow…

You’re probably sitting thinking…”Oh yeah, why didn’t I think of that!”

Taylor Swift – Love Story – Duncan’s REMIX Drum Cover [HD]

Happy Aniversary

and FINALLY (for now)
HAPPY HOW EVER MANY MONTHS ANNIVERSARY DUNCAN
me can’t do maths =(
09/09/09!! how cool!!
<3
yes i'm making it public… hahaha =P

FREE BOOST

on another note, for anyone who is interested
FREE BOOST SMOOTHIE THIS SATURDAY (12 September 2009) @ the new Boost store: 204 Swan Street, Richmond
yummy yummy for my tummy =P

Stupid couriers!

hello hello
nice intro duncan =)
ummm…
rage #1: stupid couriers please… grrr must bitch about them in public so no one uses them anymore lol – cbf writing story down right now (might one day if i’m really really bored) but yeah just take my word on it!! COURIERS PLEASE sucks!!

Welcome to the rants of Duncan & Nancie

Introducing:

Duncan (thedunnyman) – “Dunny”

joined with:

Nancie (nanciepants) – “Pants”

to create:

d u n n y p a n t s [ r a n t s ]

In this blog, we believe you will read about (can’t tell, cos nothing has been written yet):

• Us ranting on about any topic that is slightly amusing, controversial, interesting… etc

Oh crap I can’t think of anything else!

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